As you may remember, I'm not that into New Year's Resolutions. You would think my friends remembered that but alas, they don't. This is a conversation I had the other day with a friend.
Friend: "What's your New Year's Resolutions?"
Me: "Not to have any."
Friend: "What!? Why!? Everyone needs to have a goal. A plan. You should have one."
Me: "I don't want one."
Friend: "You really should have one. Don't you want to improve your life?"
Me: "Who doesn't?"
Friend: "I have some. To exercise more, to lose weight and to eat healthier."
Me: "Then can I have your french fries?"
Friend: "I'm serious."
Me: "So am I."
Friend: "Starting next week I am going to change my whole routine. You should at least exercise."
Me: "I already do, thanks for noticing."
Friend: "Maybe you should eat veggies. That could be your resolution. To eat vegetables. Not more veggies, because you don't eat any, but to include them in your diet."
Me: "I already eat veggies."
Friend: "No you don't. What veggies do you eat?"
Me: "Candy Corn and Jelly Beans."
Friend: (Rolls eyes). "Maybe I should add make new friends to my resolutions."
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