Trying to catch up on my reading, I came across an article that talked about what you can do to burn off 1,000 calories worth of chocolate (put me within a 10 miles radius of plain M&M's and it can happen).
You can:
Go bowling for 5 hours - That's fine but what about all the cheese nachos and beer I consume?
Walk for 3 hours - Send me to a shopping mall. I wonder what they have in the food court?
Wash dishes for 7 hours - Not a problem as long as my dishwasher holds out. 7 hours straight might wear it out.
Climb stairs for 2 - Nope. Heard a nasty story once about walking up stairs so I couldn't do it. It had to do with boogers on the hand rail.
Do aerobics for 2 - I get winded just reaching for the remote. I wonder if I can watch a video for two hours?
I will be glad when January is over and they stop talking about all the New Year's
4 comments:
Exercise is very bad for you #fact
[Ooooo, word verification 'gatto', an alternative spelling of gateau - if that isn't a sign I don't know what is]
Laughung Boy and I are on a diet...it's agony.
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It is agony. Tell me not to eat something and that's when I want it more. Oddly, it doesn't work with veggies.
It IS a sign. I must eat cake now.
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